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Blue-Haired Dallas Hero Pisses On Cop Car, Breaks Window, Sucker Punches Cop

Local news from around the country can sometimes be a source of valuable gems, like this bizarre story from the great city of Dallas.

Last Saturday, two police officers were enjoying some lovely Thai food from Zenna restaurant, when 27-year-old William Holmes walked out of the establishment and took a piss on the officers’ patrol car. After relieving himself, he then decided that punching the cruiser’s window out would be the logical next step.

Now, any normal person doing this would probably see it as wise to get the hell away from the car after doing the deed. But not blue-haired Holmes. No, Holmes walked back inside the restaurant and threw a left hook at one of the officers, connecting pretty well.

He was immediately tackled to the ground and arrested, and is now facing felony charges for assault on an officer and criminal mischief.

The restaurant’s manager on duty at the time, Johnny Ly, told the local CBS affiliate: “That was crazy. I’ve never seen anything like that before. I feel bad for them. They were probably here on their break time having lunch before they have to go back out to their beat for another 12 hours and this is what they have to deal with.”

But of course, Mike Mata of the Dallas Police Association made it political, telling CBS, “Some individuals think it’s a war on cops and they’re going to play it out in the streets.”

Oof. We know. This is a lot to process. The best part of the story, though, in our humble opinion? The whole thing was caught on video. Peep it.

 

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