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Mea Culpa: We’re Sorry Danny Brown

Dear Danny Brown,

We’re sorry. We know how badly you wanted to rock our ICECREAM SXSW Social event. We know that you were set to hit the stage only a few minutes before you turned the ripe old age of 32 on Saturday. It sucks that you weren’t able to do your thing and we share in your disappointment. Blame the venue, blame the booker, the promoter and blame us (well, you kinda did already but dicks aren’t part of a balanced breakfast).

In our opinion you’re not just the hottest MC, you might just be the greatest rapper ever and we’ll do whatever’s necessary to make it up to you. We want to be friends with you again like how we were when our own Jason Goldwatch did this “Flight Confirmation” video with you for Alchemist’s Russian Roulette LP. That’s why we’re airlifting a shipment of Newports, high-grade weed, white women, hair care products, Molly, Xanax, and some Adderall to your home in Detroit right now so that you’ll be properly stocked up and prepped for your upcoming “Old & Reckless” tour. And really, because we love you.

Sincerely,

Mass Appeal

P.S. – Congratulations on your Woodie “Best Video” win for “Grown Up.” Did you peep our video of Party Supplies in deep concentration making a beat? We think you’d like it.

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Danny Brown  “Old & Reckless” tour dates:

Tue 4/9 – Fitzgeralds – Houston, TX*
Wed 4/10 – Tree’s – Dallas, TX*
Thu 4/11 – Emo’s East – Austin, TX*
Sat 4/13 – Coachella – Indio, CA*
Sun 4/14 – Congress – Tucson, AZ*
Mon 4/15 – Club Red – Tempe, AZ*
Wed 4/17 – Independent – San Francisco, CA*
Thu 4/18 – Casa De La Raza – Santa Barbara, CA*
Sat 4/20 – Coachella – Indio, CA*
Wed 4/24 – Blind Pig – Ann Arbor, MI**
Thu 4/25 – Bottom Lounge – Chicago, IL**
Fri 4/26 – Triple Rock – Minneapolis, MN**
Sat 4/27 – High Noon – Madison, WI**
Sun 4/28 – Gabe’s – Iowa City, IA**
Mon 4/29 – Old Rock House – St. Louis, MO**
Wed 5/1 – Masquerade – Atlanta, GA**
Thu 5/2 – Orange Peel – Asheville, NC**
Fri 5/3 – Greene Street – Greensboro, NC**
Sat 5/4 – Rock & Roll Hotel – Washington, DC**
Tue 5/7 – Irving Plaza – New York, NY**
Wed 5/8 – TLA – Philadelphia, PA**
Thu 5/9 – Middle East – Boston, MA**
Fri 5/10 – The Met – Providence, RI**
Sat 5/11 – Pearl Street – Northampton, MA**
Mon 5/13 – Grog Shop – Cleveland, OH**
Tue 5/14 – Deluxe – Indianapolis, IN**
Thu 5/16 – Tao – Las Vegas, NV
Thu 5/23 – Wow Hall – Eugene, OR
Fri 5/24 – Hawthorne – Portland, OR
Sun 5/26 – Sasquatch – George, WA

* with Baauer
** with Kitty

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