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Trump Supporters Really Need To Step Up Their Shoe Game

Over the weekend at Neshaminy State Park, located in Bucks County, Pennsylvania—half an hour’s drive from Philadelphia—around 400 people gathered for a pro-Trump rally to celebrate their leader and all of his “accomplishments,” or whatever.

Organized by People4Trump in Southeast Pennsylvania as part of a national day of gatherings under the umbrella of The Spirit of America Rallies, the Neshaminy State Park event took place just hours after POTUS 45 tweeted unconfirmed accusations that President Obama allegedly tapped the phones at Trump Tower, which he described as “(A NEW LOW!)”

The stated mission was to “show support for our country and President Trump,” or whatever.

By my count, there were two black people in attendance, one of whom was a scheduled speaker. Everything else was just as terrible as you might imagine. Not much to really report on there, just the usual “LOCK HER UP!” chants and haranguing about “fake news.”

But you know what was worth reporting? The absolutely most atrocious selection of shoes (and dad jeans) we have ever seen. Honestly it was a mission to find one decent pair of kicks at this rally.

We’re not saying that everyone should wear their dopest shoes to a rally for Donald Trump, but we just never expected to see such a large collection of truly garbage footwear in one place!

Just look at these!

Skechers …

Not ironic.

Actually terrifying.

Are you surprised?

Oof.

It’s like everyone is on a fishing trip.

Disrespectful to Vans.

Oh boy.

Just, you know, those shoes!

Champions!

Actually impressive.

And really anything beyond here is just hard to comprehend.

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