Mass Appeal’s “Top Ten Tweets” of the Week
When life gives you lemons blame it on the Illuminati, and then tweet about it.
What’s good world? It’s Sunday, and that means it’s time for another edition of Mass Appeal’s “Top Ten Tweets” of the week. We’re not really sure what happened on Twitter this week, or in the news in general. It seemed like there was so much random shit going that people just started wildin’ out, especially Havoc of Mobb Deep (don’t worry you’ll find out later). Check out the tweets that follow as the people of Twitter discuss the NBA draft, the Illuminati, and strip club ATMs. Enjoy!
— IG: Ebroski (@oldmanebro) June 28, 2013
The draft was kinda whack though. Who else could be behind it?
when i have kids I'm gonna make it a point to drive them to some fucked up house on a hill and say "this is where i grew up". it wasn't.
— el-p (@therealelp) June 24, 2013
Lol. But why?
Thank god Havoc didn't try out Instagram's new video feature. #RIPMobbDeep
— S.L. (@KiddFuture) June 24, 2013
Took the entire day offa Black People twitter and I'm now logging on to see that Havoc did what?!? This can't be life.
— IG: ReggieOsse (@Combat_Jack) June 24, 2013
We’ve got to do better.
"That gelato was so good, I literally died" If only
— JayShells (@jayshells) June 25, 2013
Word. We’ve all felt like this.
— Desus (@desusnice) June 24, 2013
This is what Drake taught me, “Versace, Versace, Versace…”
@SLYson_Beckford Why don't you just ask her, bro? I'm sure she's willing to make some for you.
— Jemar Meezy Souza (@jMEEZYs) June 29, 2013
Is it really that good?
Nigga I paid the highest ATM fee charge yesterday shit was 8 dollars in the strip club I had to slap myself.
— Chase N. Cashe (@ChaseNCashe) June 29, 2013
Extortion at its finest.
Dear blacks in search of a higher calling: stay away from rap. it's the illuminati's way of lubricating you for the Big Takeover. Yeah.
— Ted Bawno (@tedbawno) June 30, 2013
Lubricating is one of the most awkward words in the dictionary.
did anybody make an Aaron Hernandez/R.I.P. I Just Killt The… joke yet?
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) June 27, 2013
That’s it for this week! Do you have a tweet that belongs in next week’s Top 10? Send us your submissions using the hashtag #maTop10Tweet and check back next week to see if it’s been chosen.