Sheriff David Clarke
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Sheriff Crazy Won’t Work For DHS, But Will Promote Trump Agenda “Aggressively”

Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr., the pro-Trump lunatic who oversees a jail where an inmate was dehydrated to death, has decided that he won’t be taking a job of with the Department of Homeland Security. This is very good news for the country’s security considering the fact that this law enforcement official thinks Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization.

“Late Friday, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke Jr. formally notified Secretary of Homeland Security John F. Kelly that he had rescinded his acceptance of the agency’s offer to join DHS as an assistant secretary,” an adviser to Clarke told the Washington Post. “Sheriff Clarke is 100 percent committed to the success of President Trump and believes his skills could be better utilized to promote the president’s agenda in a more aggressive role.”

How he can be any more aggressive is a mystery.

Soon after the terrifying news surfaced that Clarke may be taking a job with the Department of Homeland security, another story came to light about how Clarke may have plagiarized parts of his master’s thesis on homeland security, titled “Making U.S. security and privacy rights compatible.” According to CNN, he failed to properly attribute his sources at least 47 times, which is like failing college thesis 101.

“Guy is a sleaze bag,” Clarke said on Twitter of the CNN reporter Andrew Kaczynski who wrote and investigated the story. “I’m on to him folks.” He told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that “only someone with a political agenda would say this is plagiarism.”

So what will Clarke be doing now that he won’t be in D.C. helping run the nation’s security? “The sheriff is reviewing options inside and outside of government,” his people informed the Post. “Sheriff Clarke told Secretary Kelly he is very appreciative of the tremendous opportunity the secretary was offering, and expressed his support for the secretary and the agency.”

In case you missed it, a while back MASS APPEAL gave Clarke a big “fuck you.” This special gesture was richly deserved for many reasons, one of which being that, when he was asked by reporters about the mentally ill man who died of dehydration in his jail, Clarke replied: “I have nearly 1000 inmates. I don’t know all their names, but is this the guy who was in custody for shooting up the Potawatomi Casino causing one man to be hit by gunfire, while in possession of a firearm by a career convicted felon?” Clarke said. “The media never reports that in stories about him.”

Yeah, he’s a real piece of shit.

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