Edward Cocaine Bars Not Bricks 2014 Arrested for Xanax Possession

Bars Not Bricks: Mr. Edward Cocaine Arrested on Drug Charges

Meet Edward Cocaine. Ill fated for sure when it comes to the name game. This Floridian recently went before a judge to get some info on his release and hilarity ensued. Upon seeing his name blow across his desk the judge caught a mean case of the “WTFs”. An inherited name, Cocaine notes it was chosen way back in the ’20s when his great grand-folks made their way over from the shores of Greece. When asked how many times cops have asked him to get out during traffic stops, Cocaine said…well you take a wild guess.

Check out the courtroom comedy in the clip above. Keep your noses clean out their kids, you never know where your name might get you….especially if you’re on a Xani Bar kick.

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