Lamborghini Dares You to Rap About the Veneno


Dear Hip-Hop,

The Gallardo nametag was a gift. Murciélago stumped y’all for a bit, but we’ll give credit where it’s due; that “Mercy” nickname was rather cute and clever. However, it pains us that you’ve clearly been struggling to name-drop its current replacement, the Aventador – so all of us here at Automobili Lamborghini have decided to cut you a break. We’d like to formally introduce the more lyric-friendly Veneno; our latest V12-powered hypercar that rockets from 0-60mph in less than three seconds. It’s possibly our most devilish design of all time (which should help perpetuate those Illuminati rumors) and even has a red, white, and green race stripe; making it the ideal automotive accessory for all your Gucci and Jordans–at the same damn time. We hope you have an easier and more enjoyable time incorporating it into your rhymes. Oh and get this – its name literally translates to “poison” in Spanish. How perfect is that? If any of you have a flight plan to Geneva this week, feel free to drop by the auto show and start the paperwork.
LOLZ, just kidding! The Veneno’s price-tag is around $4 million; we’re only building three of them, and they’re already spoken for. Get back to work, suckers!

Best Regards,
Automobili Lamborghini*

*The above is obviously a fictional, highly-sensationalized communication, drafted to amuse and torment. But could we be that far off?

k-bigpic[1] ku-xlarge[1] (2) ku-xlarge[1] (3) ku-xlarge[1] ku-xlarge[2] (2)

ku-xlarge[3] (2)




Related Articles

Music Video
Music Video

Road Testing Chief Keef & Soulja Boy’s “Foreign Cars” Video


The Jaguar XK-R Comes “Alive” With Mr. Kaves’ Artwork


Drifters’ Sideshow Shuts Down California Highway


VIDEO: “From Russia With Love” Documents Drifting in Putinland


VIDEO: Ferrari LaFerrari is One Car, Two Names, Double the Price


Desert Storm: Test Driving the New 2013 Range Rover


Latest News

ralo-lr Music

New Music From Ralo, Willow Smith and Padillion

The Listening Room (June 28, 2017)
Michael Reed News

Man Drives Through Newly Installed Ten Commandments Monument (Again), Blames Trump

Another one
21 savage, cartoon, we buy gold, The Year 2100 Art

Yes, A 21 Savage Cartoon Now Exists

Skrrt skrrt out to the year 2100
supreme-inspo Style

Supreme Unveils Collab With Dancehall Designer Wilfred Limonious

All aboard the Punany Train!
Venezuela News

Venezuelan Cop Hijacks Helicopter, Drops Grenades On Supreme Court

Crisis in Caracas
Public School NY, Air Jordan, Nike Style

How To Get the Public School NY x Air Jordan Wheat 12s Today

Gotta move fast before the resellers snap them up
princess nokia in goat music video Music

Princess Nokia Gets Weird in the Streets For “G.O.A.T.” Video

Summer in the city
4:44-teaser-jay-z Music

Two New Crytpic Teasers Arrive for JAY-Z’s ‘4:44’

We still don't know what the hell this even is
TrumpFakeMagCovers Features

Fake Trump Magazine Covers We’d Like To See

Something new to hang on the golf club wall
summer-jam-2001 Music

Summer Jam 2001 Became the Hot 97 Concert’s Defining Year

Back when the King of Pop met the King of Rap, and Beyoncé got booed
the trp, better, nesta, funk, rnb, orange Music

PREMIERE: The Trp Are Feeling “better” With Nesta

A funk tune that'll turn a bad trip into a good day
prodigy-funeral News

Prodigy’s Memorial Service Will Be Open To The Public

"I put my lifetime in between the paper's lines"
the first-ever interview with 'grateful' executive producer asahd khaled Features

Exclusive: The First-Ever Interview With Asahd Khaled

The 'Grateful' executive producer waxes baby poetic on his two smash hits, breastfeeding in public and more.
jay-z Features

JAY-Z and The Blueprint For Greatness

The man synonymous with hip hop chases a classic
donald-trump-fake-time News

TIME Magazine Would Like Trump To Take Down FAKE Mag Covers

We got your fake news right here!
jumi lite, litefeet, japan Dance

Hey, You’re Cool! Jumi Lite

Bringing litefeet dance culture to Japan