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Even Kellyanne Conway Thinks Sean Spicer Has a Shit Life

By all accounts, Kellyanne Conway is a loser. She’s an admitted subscriber to non-truths, and has no problem making up massacres as long as they support her talking points. Of all the shifty, disingenuous figures in Trump’s administration, Conway is as sleazy as they come, but even she thinks White House press secretary Sean Spicer lives the shittiest life of all Trump’s cronies.

For some reason, Conway was profiled by Olivia Nunn for NY Mag–“Kellyanne Conway Is a Star”–and she was rather transparent about the inner-workings of her multi-faceted job as Top Aide to the President, which–again, for some reason–includes being sent to major news networks to discuss policy and the president’s agenda. When asked if she’d ever want to be press secretary, the job she was being considered for before Trump’s inauguration, Conway pretty much admitted that she thought current press secretary Sean Spicer was living the absolute shittiest life possible.

She ate a few pieces of cinnamon-flavored Orbit, the gum of choice of Sean Spicer, who’s technically the public face of the new administration, though Conway was first floated as an obvious pick for press secretary. Asked if she would ever want his job, she rolled her eyes. “Slit my wrists, bleed out, put cement shoes on, jump off the bridge, and then I’ll take the job — are you kidding me?”

It’s no secret what Conway thinks of the press, so it’s no surprise that she thinks so incredibly lowly of the press secretary position. Here’s a thought: she might just hate any position that requires her to have evidence.

Rough job or not, those D.C. streets ain’t safe for Kelly or Sean.

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