Trump God
Screengrab Youtube

Trump to Students: I’m President Because of God

Trump took a break today from his common Saturday morning golf routine to tell a group of college grads that “nothing is easier or more pathetic than being a critic” and that he won the election because it was God’s will.

For whatever reason Trump was asked to give a commencement speech at the only college that would have him–the super Christian evangelical Liberty University in Virginia. While campaigning Trump made a few stops at the school and he also took the opportunity praise the school’s founder, con-man and televangelist Jerry Falwell Sr., saying, “I used to love watching him on television.”


The most startling things he said in the speech, other than talking about the crowd size at his inauguration, had to do with God. In his speech he rambled off some things and then said he won the election because he got “major help from God.”

He then went on to talk about how America doesn’t worship government because here, we worship God!

“When the pilgrims led at Plymouth, they prayed,” Trump said. “When the founders wrote the Declaration of Independence, they invoked our creator four times. Because in America, we don’t worship government, we worship God.”

Trump, clearly not being an expert on law, the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence, failed to mention that our founders wanted people to be able to practice the religion of their choosing or (gasp!), no religion at all.

The Christian rhetoric that’s been coming from the Trump regime in the past few days has been a little startling. Mike Pence the other day said in a speech, “I believe with all my heart that God created the heavens and the earth. The seas and all that is in them. How He did that, I’ll ask Him about some day.”

So if there’s a God and he is responsible for Trump, I’m definitely going to punch Him in the face when I see Him because we don’t deserve this buffoon.

Related Articles


The Performers For Donald Trump’s Inauguration Concert Have Been Announced


Steve Harvey Met With Donald Trump Because Obama Said So


2 Chainz Says He Turned Down Invitation to Perform At the Inauguration


Martin Luther King III Meets With Donald Trump to Discuss Voting Rights


T.I. Expresses His Frustration with Kanye’s Trump Meeting: “What the Fuck You Doing, Man?”


Marc Lamont Hill Calls CNN Panelist an “Example” of a “Mediocre Negro”


Latest News

asap-twelvyy Music

New Music by A$AP Twelvyy; Tyler, the Creator; Meek Mill and more

The Listening Room (July 21, 2017)
george-romero Film

George A. Romero Was the Kool Herc of Zombie Films

The Rugged Guide to a horror legend
havoc-remembering-prodigy Video

Havoc Speaks on Meeting Prodigy, Creating “Shook Ones,” and Mobb Deep’s Legacy

"To be honest, the outpouring of support due to this event felt bittersweet"
Redeyes Music

PREMIERE: Redeyes, “100 Porsches To The Stars” Video f/ Hus Kingpin

"I'm just trying to get you on my wave, mama, nothin' extra"
damn-hoodies Events

Kendrick Lamar’s ‘DAMN.’ Pop-Up Experience

Rule 1: If you ain't one of the homies, don't be Instagramming
kendrick-damn-tour In Concert

Kendrick Lamar’s ‘DAMN.’ Tour Takes Over Brooklyn

He made it look sexy
nav-metro-boomin-perfect-timing-new-video Music Video

Watch NAV and Metro Boomin’s New NSFW “Perfect Timing (Intro)” Video

Diving down a wormhole of subconscious desire
Ivan Ave Music

PREMIERE: Ivan Ave, “Fast Forward” (produced by MNDSGN & DJ Harrison)

Time is a cruel mistress
elon-musk-hyperloop News

Elon Musk Thinks a 29-Minute Commute from New York to D.C. is Coming “Rapidly”

SpaceX was just the beginning
sza and travis scott perform "love galore" on 'fallon' TV

SZA and Travis Scott Perform “Love Galore” on ‘Fallon’

The 2017 favorite is hopefully just the start of the pair's collaborations
khary and lege kale posted in some trees Music

PREMIERE: Khary and Lege Kale Go “Too Fast” in New Video

They also announce the release date for their 'Tidal Graves' EP
21 savage's "issa" with young thug and drake is still dropping News

Now 21 Savage’s “Issa” With Young Thug and Drake Issa Coming Out

Issa flip-fop
Flying Lotus Video

Open Space: Flying Lotus

"I just wanted to show everyone their ugliness."
cris-streetz Music Video

PREMIERE: Tonight Cris Streetz Needs A “Ratchet”

Another J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League production
a turntable melting in an block of ice for dj shadows corridors music video Music Video

DJ Shadow Shares New Video For “Corridors”

Otherworldly visuals from the always innovating producer
nyck caution and kirk knight of pro era posing for the album cover of their project 'nyck @ knight' Features

Nyck @ Knight Are the Latest in the Progression of Pro Era

"Why would you want the old me? I was trash back then!"