I mean, it’s hard to really focus on anything when Bieber’s dick is all over the Internet, amirite? I write that in complete jest as hundreds of thousands of dudes unceremoniously shout “PAUSE” back at me. Anyway, lots to choose from this week on the mixtape front. I’m actually lying, I had to resort to another Mike WiLL instrumental tape. You’ll take it and you’ll like it. Like Bieber’s dick. PAUSE!
1Young Dolph - Shittin' On The Industry
Young Dolph is really moving up the ranks of rap despite having the name “Young Dolph.” I like to compare him to Gucci Mane, if you could understand every word Gucci said. This one is pretty rhythmic and trappy, with the title track being a thumper forreal. T.I. spanks Dolph on his own cut though with “No Matter What,” as the cut sounds like a party where everyone is just yelling at each other from across the room until Tip slides in. Pause.