Song: “Murder To Excellence”
Instagram Caption: Uh, real niggas just multiply
Squad up! You’re with the whole team about to hit the grocery store for this ill barbecue you planned last night— at like, four in the morning. You all head to the spot, realize that none of you really know how to go grocery shopping efficiently, and just take a selfie in front of the hummus section instead. Quick note, you need at least two black people on the squad to pop off with this caption.
Song: “Welcome To The Jungle”
Instagram Caption: I look in the mirror, my only opponent
Instagram is all about flexing. If you’re an athlete, you post pictures of yourself in the gym. If you’re a musician, you post pictures in the studio. If you’re the President, you take selfies in the oval office. No matter what your occupation is, you’re the illest at it. There’s no better way to show your followers that you’re number one than calling yourself your only opponent.