Song: “Gotta Have It”
Instagram Caption: Sorry I’m in my pajamas, but I just got off the PJ
It’s rare that you’re on a private jet, but it happens to the average person more than you’d think. Weddings, anniversaries, graduations— all these occasions call for ballin’-ass shit. If that ballin’-ass shit ever includes a private jet, Instagram every second of that journey and throw on your pajamas just to make a statement.
Song: “Welcome To The Jungle”
Instagram Caption: I look in the mirror, my only opponent
Instagram is all about flexing. If you’re an athlete, you post pictures of yourself in the gym. If you’re a musician, you post pictures in the studio. If you’re the President, you take selfies in the oval office. No matter what your occupation is, you’re the illest at it. There’s no better way to show your followers that you’re number one than calling yourself your only opponent.