Song: “That’s My Bitch”
Instagram Caption: You deserve three stacks / Word to Andre
If you don’t regularly post pics of bae on Instagram, you’re fucking up in so many ways. If you really love your woman and enjoy being with her, you should want to show her off constantly. Throw your boo’s hotness in everyone’s face. There’s no better way to do so than snapping a candid pic of her and throwing this caption up. Everyone is super jealous and your boo KNOWS you fuck with her heavy. It’s a win, win.
Song: “Welcome To The Jungle”
Instagram Caption: I look in the mirror, my only opponent
Instagram is all about flexing. If you’re an athlete, you post pictures of yourself in the gym. If you’re a musician, you post pictures in the studio. If you’re the President, you take selfies in the oval office. No matter what your occupation is, you’re the illest at it. There’s no better way to show your followers that you’re number one than calling yourself your only opponent.