Song: “No Church In The Wild”
Instagram: Sunglasses and Advil / Last night was mad real
Friday and Saturday nights can get out of hand. Too many popped bottles. Too many shots. Too many women. Well, probably not too many women. Regardless, the next morning, you’re feeling all types of terrible. Your body hurts in places that you didn’t even know existed. It’s a tough life stunting 24/7. But to make up for your lack of swag at that moment, just throw on a pair of sunglasses, grab a Starbucks coffee, and snap a selfie. Throw this caption under it, and all your sins from the previous night will be forgiven.
Song: “Welcome To The Jungle”
Instagram Caption: I look in the mirror, my only opponent
Instagram is all about flexing. If you’re an athlete, you post pictures of yourself in the gym. If you’re a musician, you post pictures in the studio. If you’re the President, you take selfies in the oval office. No matter what your occupation is, you’re the illest at it. There’s no better way to show your followers that you’re number one than calling yourself your only opponent.