Instagram Caption: I’m ’bout to call the paparazzi on myself
This is a no-brainer. It’s Friday night and you just copped a new dress/pair of shoes/APC jeans— you’re stunting. You’re about to head out the door to hit the club when you get a quick glance of yourself in the mirror. Fuck, you look so fire everybody wants a piece of you— even the ‘razzi.
Song: “Welcome To The Jungle”
Instagram Caption: I look in the mirror, my only opponent
Instagram is all about flexing. If you’re an athlete, you post pictures of yourself in the gym. If you’re a musician, you post pictures in the studio. If you’re the President, you take selfies in the oval office. No matter what your occupation is, you’re the illest at it. There’s no better way to show your followers that you’re number one than calling yourself your only opponent.