Song: “Who Gon Stop Me”
Instagram Caption: Bow our heads and pray to the Lord / ‘Til I die I’ma fuckin’ ball
Remember: Instagram is all about stunting. We’re imposing our dominance on the world one ‘gram at a time. The flex should be so powerful it’s damn near Godly. If you’re really ’bout this Instagram life, you already know– ’til we die we gonna fuckin’ ball.
Song: “Welcome To The Jungle”
Instagram Caption: I look in the mirror, my only opponent
Instagram is all about flexing. If you’re an athlete, you post pictures of yourself in the gym. If you’re a musician, you post pictures in the studio. If you’re the President, you take selfies in the oval office. No matter what your occupation is, you’re the illest at it. There’s no better way to show your followers that you’re number one than calling yourself your only opponent.