Fat Joe just dropped the his video for “Yellow Tape” featuring Lil’ Wayne, French Montana and A$AP Rocky and here are our observations:
1. The video
hoes vixens in this clip are sittin’ around lookin’ all nonplussed.
2. New rule: If your wave is in danger of waning or has waned do a posse cut with everyone who’s hot out so that you can benefit from their fiery flames. (See: French Montana’s “Pop That” featuring Rick Ross, Lil’ Wayne and Drake, A$AP Rocky’s “Fuckin’ Problem” featuring 2 Chainz, Kendrick Lamar and Drake and this song.)
3. Nuvo Red Velvet Cake bottles are indestructible; they can explode but then they will magically reform because you cannot destroy Nuvo, only only consume it. This is called the Law of Conservation of Nuvo.
4. A$AP throws the wrong gang signs when he mentions the Bloods and Crips in his verse (“c” is not for soo-woo and “b” not for crips, doy!)
5. Chi Ali cameo!
6. Pushing French Montana on a skateboard is really fun.