Vice President Joe Biden Says He Wouldn’t Debate Donald Trump, He’d Beat His Ass

The gloves are off!

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Vice President Joe Biden is a human surprise. You never know what he’s going to do or say next. One minute he’ll be in a Corvette doing burnouts, and the next, he’s at a rally talking about how he’d like to beat the crap out of Donald Trump.

That’s what happened earlier today in Pennsylvania, while the veep was discussing the Republican nominee’s tendency to brag about sexually assaulting women. “The press always asks me, don’t I wish I were debating him?,” said Biden rhetorically. “No, I wish we were in high school and I could take him behind the gym.” Now, there are only three possible scenarios for taking someone behind the gym and I seriously doubt Biden wanted to smoke cigarettes or kiss the vile, rotten tangerine of a candidate.

We’re going to miss you, Joey. There are 17 days left until the election.

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