Ladies and gentlemen, we’re back with another edition of our “Top Ten Tweets” of the week! I thought we’d switch things up this week and take a look at an epidemic that’s destroying America’s youth: The use of the word “bae.”
I’m not sure who originally coined the term, but my best guess is that someone effed up when texting “babe” and tried to play it off. Then they got called out on it and said it meant “before anyone else.” The other person liked it and told their friends. Eventually this atrocious term took hold of their friends’ brains, and they in turn began using it. Somehow “bae” eventually spread into the Twitterverse and from there it went viral.
We’ll be asking you to join the “Mass Appeal ‘Bae’ Kickstarter Campaign” soon to provide relief efforts for the many minds damaged by this terrible term, but in the meantime check out our “Top Ten ‘Bae’ Tweets” of the week.
BRITTANY CALLS EVERYONE BAE! That is why i dont feel special when she calls me it
— natalie molina (@nataliedm_) August 5, 2013
idc who you text but if your calling me babe, baby, or bae, I better be the only one your calling that.
— Arieanna Cornelius (@ARIEANNA143) August 4, 2013
Never trust a dude that always calls you "ma" or "bae". . . .he aint being cute, he just don't wanna call you the wrong name. #truestory
— the Dopest Ethiopian (@Zhane_Deion) August 4, 2013
“Damn! She’s on to me” - That Guy
I support bae marriage.
— Louis Fairandblonde (@blunted215) August 4, 2013
If you post pictures and tweets every day about your "bae" I literally hope and pray you have a terrible break up.
— Cαleb (@C_Mirabal) August 4, 2013
Me and bae waking up this morning pic.twitter.com/rn8NYRC8TW
— SHONUFF (@hanginwitcoop) August 4, 2013
4 kinds of fear: - "condom pop" - "bae i miss my period" - "wrong password" - "we need to talk"
— Ariona. (@ShoSwagged) August 5, 2013
Yup, when I forget my password it’s just as scary as when the condom breaks. *Facepalm*
Bae said she had a long day :/ pic.twitter.com/ew6g5N9sxf
— Ike. (@Ike_theDON) August 3, 2013
Bae got that Jay Leno swag.
Bae need to chill or she gon be single smh pic.twitter.com/3etYjK41ga
— she a THOT too (@ApplaudAhhJones) August 4, 2013
I need to know the story behind this picture.
Where r u bae pic.twitter.com/YKTWweNnDV
— Pokémaster Nose (@Lvl100Scottie) August 4, 2013
That’s it for this week! Do you have a tweet that belongs in next week’s Top 10? Send us your submissions using the hashtag #maTop10Tweet and check back next week to see if it’s been chosen.