Mass Appeal’s “Top Ten Tweets” of the Week
We sift through the ratchetness of Twitter to bring you our "Top Ten Tweets" of the week.
We’re back with another edition of our “Top Ten Tweets” of the week. Twitter was in a frenzy this past Friday when a leak of Kanye West’s highly anticipated album, Yeezus, surfaced on the internet. Shit got even crazier when Kim Kardashian delivered her and Ye’s baby girl. The people of Twitter started cracking as many “album/baby leak” jokes as they could possibly think of, some even crediting Kanye with planning the whole event. We’re not going to speculate whether it was contrived or coincidence, that’s for you to decide. Also up for discussion this week was Tim Duncan, light-skinned women, and of course Father’s Day. So, without further ado, here are our “Top Ten Tweets” of the week. Enjoy!
Of course Chief Keef can't hold his liquor, he's 17.
— Noah Callahan-Bever (@N_C_B) June 14, 2013
Ahh, I see what you did there.
Ever since this dude @MiguelUnlimited kicked that chick in the face I been listening to his music. Not bad.
— R.A. the Rugged Man (@RAtheRuggedMan) June 11, 2013
Do you think slutty angels ever get tattoos of human shoulderblades on their wings?
— The Fat Jew (@FATJEW) June 13, 2013
I'd be en route to this Rotisserie Chicken if Pathmark wasn't so far. I am starving and nothing but oxygen in the fridge.
— SLY-niyee (@SLYson_Beckford) June 12, 2013
Good luck at life…havin thoughts n whatever RT @Quadie_Diesel: French Montana under rated and more lyrical den Kendrick believe it or not
— HANDS OF ZEUS (@BigGhostFASE) June 14, 2013
Clowning at it’s finest.
Tim Duncan celebrating by doing 2 extra crossword puzzles tonight.
— Greg (@Now_Thats_Fresh) June 12, 2013
Tim Duncan is the most boring man in the world.
— Roberto (@KiidWithA_Dream) June 16, 2013
— wyatt neumann (@wyattlevi) June 16, 2013
Professional conspiracy theories.
Will LeBron save The Heat? Will D-Wade wake up from his slumber? Do light skin bitches text back? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z.
— Mr.BringDaCityOut (@VezTheWeirdo) June 14, 2013
Damn, this reminds me of every episode of Dragon Ball Z ever.
Father's Day pic.twitter.com/MxViwGuHfa
— Oh Lawd (@ItsAlgeriano) June 16, 2013
That’s it for this week! Do you have a tweet that belongs in next week’s Top 10? Send us your submissions using the hashtag #maTop10Tweet and check back next week to see if it’s been chosen.