We wish this was real. Because if it was we would want to go to there.
“Model Motherfucking Train Motherfucking Palooza” sounds like it’d be awesome. We’d have so many questions for the folks there like: What makes “Sleazy Switchyard” Sally so sleazy? Why, with all of the different cars on a train to choose from, did Carl “The Caboose” Clancy choose “The Caboose” as his nickname? And “Railing” Ron? Well, we kinda don’t even wanna know about him.