The summer is all about going on dates with different girls, hoping that at least one will make the sunshine-months worthwhile. 9 times out of ten you’ll spend tons of money on flowers and candy and never hear back from Ashley, Kim or Rebecca after the first date. We wanna make sure you get your money’s worth.
Here are some summer flicks you and your girl might enjoy.
World War Z
This “end of humanity” film is great for action movie fans and Brad Pitt fans alike. Based on the novel by Max Brooks, this apocalyptic flick features long- haired United Nations employee Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt) on a worldwide quest to stop a flesh-eating zombie epidemic. At some point during the movie there’s a birds-eye shot of a legion of zombie infected mega humans making ladders out of themselves in order to infiltrate a huge wall. While your girl is griping your “should be” muscular arm, hit her with a perfectly executed yawn/arm raise combo. Oh yeah!
The Fast and The Furious 6
“I don’t really like Vin Diesel”- No Woman Ever.
The Fast & Furious movie series will never get old as long as it incorporates these three factors: cars, guns and girls. This time around, Vin Diesel’s character Dominic and his crew team up with Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson’s character, Luke Hobbs to bring down a vehicular warfare unit that just so happens to have Dominic’s ex-girlfriend kicking ass for their side. This is a good reinforcing film to take a partner you’re really feeling to, just to let her know she better not EVER switch sides on a player like you.
Did we mention there’s a tank?