Stocking Stuffers for the Stoner in Your Life

Shopping for a certain plant enthusiast this Christmas? Look no further, we got you covered.

If you take a second to take a look at your current wintry surroundings, you’ll notice that everything Christmas-related revolves around green. Smooches occur under the mistletoe, the halls are decked with boughs of holly, and you buy gifts with stacks of greenbacks. The ultimate symbol of Christmas is undoubtedly the emerald pine trees.

We all have that one family member who shows up to functions with eyes bloodshot red, reeking of skunk and frequenting the buffet thrice times the average relative. These are the type to burn yule logs of a different kind. How does one shop for this relative? Don’t worry, we have you covered. Face it, gifts placed under the Christmas tree are played out. After all, it’s the little things that count. Here’s some of our favorite stocking stuffers for the stoner in your life. And the best part? They don’t even realize Christmas is over until at least the 28th.


Photo of the HUF Holiday Pack, featuring Christmas themed weed apparel.

This is not for the faint of heart. Some smokers display their pride through stylish apparel. HUF offers a plethora of ganja-themed garments, including this Holiday 2013 Pack and the ever popular HUF Plantlife socks.


Photo of the Raw Rolling Paper bundle.

There are many methods to consume your greenery, and even more knick knacks that come in handy when it’s scroll up time. Bundles like this Raw Pack cover all bases including 2 packs of organic rolling papers, a humidifier, a Raw keychain shredder, scoop card and clipper lighter. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, vaporizers are the new wave. G Pen offers a nice variety of herbal and oil vaporizers, along with some collaborative swaggy pieces.

Photo of the G Pen pack, featuring the Oil Vaporizer.


Photo of the Visine Long-Lasting label.

There’s a certain variety of essentials that come with being a smoker: Visine, cologne,  fresh breath are just the beginning. Hit your local drug store and you’ll find a nice selection of all these things. Like we said, it’s the little things that count, and these are guaranteed to be put to use.


Photo from the movie Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco.

Don’t have time to hit the local smoke shop? No worries, movies are always great gift options. Some of the best stoner flicks will put a huge smile on the recipients face. Suggestions: “The Big Lebowski,” “Half Baked,” “Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle,” “Pineapple Express,” “Friday,” and this year’s “Newlyweeds.”

Gift Cards

Photo of the gift card available from White Castle.

Gift cards are hands-down the most thoughtless cop-out on Christmas. That is, unless, you give the right one. Munchies are essential to any stoner’s mode of operation. Hit a home run with just the right choice, like a White Castle gift card. (Munchie Heaven!)


Photo of the Oakley Frogskins in Clear and Violet Iridium.

For those who prefer their eyes low, shades are a must. Sunlight is harsh, dude! Sensitive eyes call for some stunner shades, like these dope Oakley Frogskins. Swag points will increase, while suspect eyes stay hidden.


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