Metta World Peace Throws Hard Parties this Summer
What's Metta World Peace celebrating now? Life must be good for Metta.
Somewhere in between finishing his daughter’s new album and appearing on Nick Jr.’s Yo Gabba Gabba! with her, Metta World Peace had time to start a video submission element to his website with firstname.lastname@example.org. I know, pretty groundbreaking stuff there. Can’t wait to unwrap that present in a couple months. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Metta unveiled plans for a new themed party, with a photo teaser on Twitter. #ProjectMetta.
That’s right y’all, Metta has acquired a taste for bikini bowling parties. Bowling on its own is a little too PG. Your leisure time needs a nudge into PG-13 territory. So keep your eye on the prize on August 31st for time and location of a Metta-sponsored large scale bikini bowling extravaganza. Now if we could only plop those lanes right onto the beach.
If an end of summer extravaganza with bowling is weighing heavy on your mind, Metta has announced another themed party on August 30th, where Nerds and nurses are welcome. Hope that Metta’s competitive streak comes out for a Belching Contest, that he’d surely win for the nerd side.