Mass Appeal’s “Top Ten Tweets” of the Week
We break down our Top Ten Tweets of the week.
We’re back with a brand new edition of Mass Appeal’s “Top Ten Tweets” of the week! This week Twitter taught us a few new things, including how to calculate self-esteem, how Diplo feels about the new Daft Punk album, and what Tyler, the Creator does in his free time. Enjoy!
It scares me freshman are drinking and partying. By senior year their going to be heroine addicts.
— Kaitlyn Hatley (@KaaitlynHatley) May 18, 2013
I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works. P.S. I think you mean “Heroin”
Twitter turned everyone into motivational speakers. I follow you cause you ratchet, I don’t need your outlook on life… SMH
— Joell Ortiz (@JoellOrtiz) May 17, 2013
*spoken word finger snaps*
Divide number of Selfies posted over 24 hour period with irl life lived by the subject = how low is her self esteem
— KING SOLOMON (@KINGS0L0M0N) May 17, 2013
Take notes class
@massappeal let me know when i can swing by the office & dance on the furniture. I wont go when its raining tho…
— GUNWASH (@GUNWASH) May 15, 2013
when your ex that hates you likes your photo on Instagram twitter.com/emily_young16/…
— Emily Young (@emily_young16) May 18, 2013
I can’t stop staring…
If she knows her ABC’sTime to introduce her to my D
— She Wants The D (@SheWantThaD) May 18, 2013
DUDE I HOPE HES NOT MAD BUT I MADE HIM ON SKATE 3 HAHAHA vine.co/v/bE2MmTjO2Md
— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) May 18, 2013
You’ve got TOO much time on your hands, son.
Birdman be sittin in his 14k gold private jet wit diamond encrusted seats talmbout…da peepoh need dat new Birdman ahbum plehboih
— HANDS OF ZEUS (@BigGhostFASE) May 16, 2013
This daft punk album would probably be really good to take drugs and listen to on a rainy bridge across the gulf of mexico but I dnt know
— dıpןo (@diplo) May 15, 2013
You can read the rest of Diplo’s Twitter review of Daft Punk here.
I figured out my Left foot is connected directly to my dick and balls. I’m getting a pedi and she’s doin my left foot and I’m ready to nut.
— YUNG RICK PITINO (@ActionBronson) May 16, 2013
That’s it for this week! Do you have a tweet that belongs in next week’s Top 10? Send us your submissions using the hashtag #maTop10Tweet and check back next week to see if it’s been chosen.