It’s time for another edition of Mass Appeal’s “Top Ten Tweets.” This week, we bring you thoughts on Iggy Azalea, which Backstreet Boy people look like, and how sex sounds to Diplo. Enjoy!
in the shower I have Nate Dogg’s voice
— ryan (@ryanhemsworth) April 20, 2013
HOLD UP! (Nate Dogg voice)
I’m at a gym in Hollywood. Every male in here is dressed like AJ was his favorite Backstreet Boy.
— Otto Von Biz Markie (@Passionweiss) April 25, 2013
Chris was my favorite. PSYCHE!
I’m sorry.No one “balls” at Red Lobster. #fail
— CanRock (@DJCanRock) April 26, 2013
Yo son, I just dropped 25 grand on cheddar biscuits!
Dont get me wrong tho…Id still intercourse the shit outta @iggyazalea ..I jus aint tryna listen to her music bruh
— HANDS OF ZEUS (@BigGhostFASE) April 23, 2013
Hahaha. (nods head in agreement)
my bitch know better than to have over 200 followers
— Yamborghini (@ASAPYams) April 25, 2013
Damn Yams, you cold blooded.
Who yall be tweeting these feelings to ??? They don’t have text messaging ???
— Niggalas Cage(@SamuriApocalysp) April 26, 2013
Hahaha. I’ve wanted to say this for so long.
Having sex with u sounds like a grapefruit hitting the ground
— dıpןo (@diplo) April 26, 2013
I’ll be right back (runs out to buy a grapefruit).
just woke up from the type of nap that our ancestors fought for us to have
— Sylvester Cologne(@Resolutionary_) April 23, 2013
WOW! I must experience one of these naps!
Is MJ good at anything other than basketball? That ni**a sucked at baseball, gambling, marriage, owning a team, dressing, etc
— TheColdPhoenix (@TheColdPhoenix) April 24, 2013
Kobe or Labron?
— TheRealPeteRock (@PeteRock) April 25, 2013
Normal tweet right? We thought so too, until we saw this. Pete Rock went IN!
That’s it for this week! Do you have a tweet that belongs in next week’s Top 10? Send us your submissions using the hashtag #maTop10Tweet and check back next week to see if it’s been chosen.