Grammar: A basic doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re. She never will. And she will be offended if you point that out. This goes back to not dating creatives – writers are out of the question for a basic bitch. She won’t date righters.
Tattoos: Even though she can’t spell, a basic bitch loves tattoos. These include quotes in a foreign language, roman numerals, or a star/flower on her lower back, her ankle, or the back of her wrist. It’s important that everyone knows that her family is important to her, and that she is extremely dim.
Books: Fifty Shades of Grey. Twilight. Anything that everyone in the entire basic community is reading. Prepare tactics for ways to deflect her suggestion that you read it, too.
Magazines: OK, In Touch, and Life & Style.
Game: CANDY CRUSH. ALL DAY.
Knowledge: Who is dating Harry Styles.
Lack of knowledge: Where Syria is, or what’s going on with the government at any given time. Or that nothing is going on with the government at this given time.
Basic Bitch Summary
Deep down issue: A basic is a creature of habit, overwhelmed by adventure and change. This will keep them in “basic” situations such as a unfulfilling relationship, a boring job, or a monotonous life. The fundamental difference between a basic bitch and her bad friend is she cares too much.
Don’t fuck with them basic bitches.
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