Are You Dating A Basic Bitch

Are You Dating a Basic Bitch?

Looking for signs your lady is on the basic side? Check out our guide.

The Look/Fashion

Fat and Basic Bitch Meme

Fashion: A basic bitch takes no fashion risks but she likes to wear heels during the day. She wears spandex at the club and she likes silver jewelry and pink – the Victoria’s Secret brand and the color – to OD levels. She’s the cover girl Everybody Wears This Shit magazine.

Shopping: Do you love shopping? Well if you do, you’re in for a treat, because a basic bitch absolutely LOVES a good sale. You can enjoy hours together traipsing through racks of clothes, answering “Does this make me look fat?” over and over and over again. By the way, the correct answer is always ‘no, never, what?’ Always. Don’t listen to that voice in your head. Suppress it. Suppress!!

Hygiene: No she didn’t vomit in her sleep. That brown stain on your pillow is just residue from the full face of makeup she reapplied before getting into bed with you. NOTHING scares a basic bitch more than the idea of you seeing her true face – expect maybe, cellulite or being on top. She wears make up for make up sex. Think about that.

Grooming: It can be a scary experience kissing a basic bitch for the first time. Don’t get us wrong she can kiss, but if your hand moves to play with her long luscious locks don’t be alarmed by what follows. The clumps of matted hair are just where she attached her  extensions. This looks like a small “Cousin It” if you see it on her floor. And no, she doesn’t have leprosy, she’s just had too many vodka cranberries and that’s why her fake spider eyelashes are hanging off her face.

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Are You Dating A Basic Bitch

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  • complex mag

    This was trash.. You guys are a basic magazine

  • Kaitlynn

    Okay, just because we love shopping doesn’t mean we are a basic bitch Mmkay? And Victoria’s Secret is only basic if you buy bras there or are obsessed. Put VS sweatpants or a hoodie that’s not basic… Unless you wear it every day. There are some thing that all women love bad or basic some people just don’t understand that