We’re watching you right now and hoping that you do the right thing: cover all angles of The BASEDGOD Curse—extensively—until the NBA Finals commence.
You’ve touched on the issue recently. You’re probably currently cooking up some ideas. Now is your time to shine. The BASEDGOD Curse is your missing airplane story. Run with it!
Here are the obvious questions to start with:
Who is Lil B?
What is Lil B?
When is Lil B?
Where is Lil B?
Why is Lil B?
Here are some other potential questions:
Which team will earn the ultimate respect of Lil B by the time the NBA Finals start?
Who does Lil B love more, Stephen Curry or LeBron James?
What policies does ESPN have in place to protect Lil B?
If we’re not completely sick—to the point of nausea—from hearing about Lil B and The BASEDGOD Curse, then you’ve failed us. If there’s not a 30 for 30 on Lil B and The BASEDGOD Curse by the time the NBA Finals start, you’ve failed the world. More importantly: You’ve failed Lil B.
And that’s literally the last thing you want to do right now.
P.S. Protect Lil B at ALL costs.